“hey do you want the rest of my-“
DID I JUST GET EYE-FUCKED?
Congratulations, everyone who viewed this gif is now with child.
imagine if you got in a argument with someone and you just whipped a tampon out of your vagina and smacked them with it mid sentence
OH MY GOD SO SOME RUDE GUY ON THE STREET PASSING BY ME SAID “TAKE THAT METAL OUT OF YOUR NOSE IT’S DISGUSTING” AND I SAID “TAKE YOUR JUDGMENTAL HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS YOU’RE DISGUSTING” AND THE PERSON WALKING BEHIND ME LAUGHED SO HARD SHE STOPPED WALKING
"My family is full of clowns." - Jada Smith
i accidentally sent my teacher my drafted copy of my essay with all the speech cues included and it looked like this
hes gonna make a great seeing eye dog
when people i dont like touch me